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But Joey, he says that’s
baloney. What he heard is, Mr. Fenton keeps all that ice cream that
nobody wants because deep down in the diary case, under all those
praline peaches-here Joey looks around just to make sure nobody’s
listening-deep down in the dairy case is someone’s dead body. And
I go, “Come on,” and he goes, “I swear,” and I go, “Who says?” and
he goes, “One of the big kids,” and I ask who it was, only Joey, he
can’t tell me because he doesn’t want to get beat up and he probably
shouldn’t have even said anything. Then he just goes, “Take your
turn,” and I missed Darryl Strawberry by like a mile because I
wasn’t even thinking about baseball cards any more. I was thinking
about what was buried in the dairy case at Fenton’s Food Mart, under
a hundred half-gallons of ice cream. Well I tried not to think
about it, I really did, but every time we went shopping there was
all that ice cream not getting bought, and it was weird because they
didn’t even mark the price down, they just let it sit there forever
in aisle six. Once I tried digging through the cartons myself, but
before I could get to the bottom, my mom goes, “Stan, what are you
doing?” and I couldn’t say I wanted to see the dead body under al
the ice ream, could I, so I figured I’d just have to wait and think
of something else. And I did, too.
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